Someone called me 'Mr Cheng' yesterday, a student at Sydney Uni, and it reinforced in my mind that I got out of student work just in time (namely, before uni students started calling me 'Mr Cheng'). Anyway, this person also found out I have 478 friends on facebook, and asked me whether or not I was a facebook stalker. Which alarmed me, not least because it'd never occurred to me before. But then again, I am pretty confident that the person who asked me was envious, as they only had 450 friends or so.
But there is always room for more! So if you would like to be my facebook friend, join up and send me a request. I will love you as deeply as I love the other 478, as long as you don't send me any facebook applications. And I won't stalk you, unless you're a Barthian.