'Specializing in cutting, colouring, foils, blow dries'
Okay. So can I just clarify here—is there anything you don't do?
I mean, if someone came asking for a crew-cut would you knock them back on the grounds that, technically, it's not a cut but a clip?
'I'm sorry, we can't give you a crew-cut. We are specialists in cutting, colouring, foils and blow dries. Now go away.'