Wednesday 11 June 2008

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt.

Or possibly, the Fuddmeister himself:

Our new Prime Minister is very popular with the electorate at the moment. He got off to a good start when we elected him last year. First, he signed the Kyoto Protocol, then he said 'sorry' on behalf of the nation to the Aborigines, then held a summit in Canberra where he made it seem like he was in actual fact discussing ideas with every person in Australia. But in actual fact the 2020 summit turned out to be an elaborate, weekend-long location shoot, with most of the locations proximate to Cate Blanchett who made more appearances (alongside Kevin) in the media coverage than she did on screen playing Queen Elizabeth I. We got shots of Kevin sitting on the floor as well, because if you sit on the floor you're a leader who understands what it's like to sit on floors (and sleep in cars).


From a very funny blog.

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