I've just found the perfect candidate for Dr Nitschke's assisted suicide programme! Here he is. Yep, I'm talking about Bob Geldof, Sir Bob to you. He's unclean and unwashed. He's clearly not green, because he thinks the Kyoto protocol is a bit of a waste of time. He's almost certainly been depressed, just take a look at that linked photo of him. And he's downright unAustralian, because he said something bad about us.
What do you say, cobbers? Let's put him on the list.