Saturday, 6 September 2008

Large Hadron Collider

Reported in the Australian.

Teh cool! Will we at last find the Higgs boson?


Anonymous said...

Check out "Large Hadron Rap" on Youtube :)

Ian said...

It is rather cool.

Just in case we do get sucked into a black hole, it was nice to meet you that once Gordon. :) :)

Jim Purdy said...

I've Got Einstein on my Mind
by Jim Purdy

Listen to me one and all, Oh dear,
For bad news I bring, The End is Near.

In the UK, the Daily Mail tried to clue us in,
That those mad scientists are going to do us in.

Yes indeed, they have published a news article
Warning us of a runaway sub-atomic particle.

The Large Hadron Collider is to blame,
And our universe will soon end in flame.

Oh man, the fireworks will be spectacular,
It'll be so big, I won't need my binocular.

As the end nears, some may grieve and mourn,
But I'll enjoy the show, just eating my popcorn.

Someday I'll entertain grandkids with the story I'll tell,
Oh. Wait. I guess I won't have any grandkids, oh well.

In college, we laughed at those physics dorks,
Always talking about their tachyons and quarks.

Yes, soon the world will be gone, we'll be no more,
Thanks to guys named Fermi, Heisenberg and Bohr.

So, as I await the end of all mankind,
I've got Albert Einstein on my mind.

Lucy C said...

"Teh cool! Will we at last find the Higgs boson?"
Please explain.
Especially "Teh cool!".

Gordon Cheng said...

Hey Lucy, did you click the link? Also, the 'Large Hadron rap' on Youtube mentioned by anonymous is moderately Teh Cool, and would be cooler if the people concerned had actual senses of rhythm ;-)

'Teh cool' is internet slang for 'cool'. Don't ask me, I only work here.

Gordon Cheng said...

Ian, and you. If we did get sucked into a black hole, we would meet again, and probably a bit too close for comfort!