If you don't have time to read the whole thing, don't feel you need to. Here's an executive summary:
# Read the passage several times
A gold star by e-mail, if I can figure out how to do that, to any child in the classroom who can find the phrase '…Remember not to spend too much time on this' within two minutes of beginning to read. I want to see hands, anyone who calls out doesn't get a lolly, no phoning a friend or googling.