Friday, 13 June 2008

Your local MP attends an anger management course

From the SMH:

SCENE: A consulting room, painted in muted pastels. Air-conditioning hums discreetly from vents in the ceiling. Through venetian blinds we can see tree-tops outside moving gently in the sunlight against a blue sky.

A desk in one corner is covered in files, a computer, and medical paraphernalia. An armchair stands at the foot of a chaise longue. In the corner stands a beige cupboard of extreme cheapness and simplicity with, on top of it, Belinda Neal, MP for Robertson. She is dismembering a teddy bear.

Enter left Dr Schmertz, MD (Heidelberg), a silver-haired gentleman with a small goatee.

Dr S: Ah good, Ms Neal. I see you have made yourself at home.

BN: Who the f--- are you? (Realises what she has said.) Oh. Ah ha ha ha! (Girlish, tinkling laugh.) Silly me. Hello, doctor. I'm Belinda. Your new rrruuuhhhhhrrrrraaaagghhhh patient. (Bites bear, and worries it.)


The story behind this is here.

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